shit

usbdongle:
how to compliment a friend

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

pizzaotter:
great-tweets:
First there was Yanny Vs. Laurel, now there’s Brainstorm Vs. Green Needle.
YO HWAT THE FUCK
I DONT FUCKING LIKE THIS Y'ALL I TESTED BRAINSTORM, GREEN NEEDLE, GREEN STORM, BRAIN NEEDLE, IT ALL WORKS I DONT LIKE THIS NOPE

funnyoriginalblogname:

i love these

galgohan:

catbountry:
The thumbnail is not enough to prepare you for the ride you’re about to experience.
is that an american cybersmith

fristdynamo:

megapope:
fristdynamo:
megapope:
lesbiancarlyrae:
Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship
who will post the pic
really good pic but not the one i was thinking of

fristdynamo:

the most ambitious crossover events in history

displacecourse:

worldwarace:
displacecourse:
if you like someone, and you like having sex with them, and you wanna have sex with them…. that’s what sexual attraction is. there’s not some other secret definition!! it’s not that deep!!
Mm, smell that demiphobia
file under sentences I wish I’d never had to read

thespidersilk:

Self care is staying up and scrolling through memes and chugging orange juice at 2am and debating on how many pills w

reimidy:

Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｓ
x

fire-star-animations:

SNORK